australiansanta:

dont ask me if im being sarcastic because most of the time i dont even know

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

(Source: bulletbakas)

simplythebess:

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

^^^^ This

(Source: flying-dutchwoman)

unfinishedmelody:

bananaviking:

myescapeintobooks:

how doES HE DO THAT

Forever reblog

#omg look at each frame individually #you can literally see each emotion frozen on his face #tom you fucking genius #hOW

(Source: sherlynomates)

aldestra:

harrysthefather:

we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand. 

like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE. 

LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:

i like sour purple nipples

omg

WE SHALL DO THIS

irishyoga:

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

I’m less ashamed to say I’m a Catholic in moments like this.

chibiashcosplay:

bootslots:

bendydicks:

lets-just-stop-and-think:

mugiwarayoshi:

Fandoms in a Nutshell

THIS SHOULD BE WHAT PLAYS WHEN YOU REGISTER ON THIS SITE

This is really accurate though.

“Gayness around and married to homestuck!”

yep

I just love this audio post so much.

dersefeferi:

i went on facebook and i jus t

i M GONN A

(Source: cests)

cellazar-slytherin:

Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs

(Source: b0konon)

Did you Get my Text?

janestrider:

Okay it’s 4am now i’m sleep. xP

Bonus:

watchtheskytonight:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

that boy is of the future

a-giant-spider:

hannibalspenis:

Hannibal AU where Hannibal is a hardcore vegetarian.

he murders bloudmouths

this also makes me imagine hannibal as a sylvari who makes salad out of his fellow sylvari

Daniel Radcliffe: Here, look at these new pictures of me on the set of my new movie.
Emma Watson: Here, look at these new pictures of me on the set of my new movie.
Rupert Grint: I have an ice cream truck and miniature pigs.

(Source: theveganinsideme)

pizza:

timeywimeysociopath:

rnackenzie:

remember when my cat helped make pizza

I expect a certain blogger will get here soon

ah yes, it’s only a matter of time until tumblr user my-cat-helped-make-pizza will be here